Bad Boy For Life episode 1 recap

Bad Boy For Life!

We went through so much stuff on the first episode that you didn’t get to see. We walked through tunnels (in a dark, nasty maze to find a note that Mr. Combs left); we were up for 48 hours with no baths, no clean clothes and given a sack lunch. After all this, we were then ushered into his office for an interview. At this point, my poor little wrap dress was in shambles and when Mr. Combs asked me if I thought he would think this was attractive, my first thought was “hell yeah!” Let’s be honest…Mr. Combs creates ads, videos and parties with half naked girls everyday. I didn’t think he would be afraid of a little cleavage….especially shown on a beautiful woman like myself.

I admit that I am both bossy and bitchy. I only value the opinions of those who can back up their words with substance. The judges and some of my team members tried to make the “red phone” problem a big issue. It was said from the beginning that the phone was not properly working or giving any indication of ringing, vibrating or even playing a Diddy song. Throughout the challenge, I was on the street truly hustling for my team and trying to make sure we won. I did the most work, got the most translations, and was in charge of the red phone as well. What they did not show you (viewers) was me adopting the leadership role by telling team members how to attack the challenge. No one told Zach to go all the way on the other side of the city to get translations! Times Square is huge…big enough for both teams to stay right there and produce. But he obviously wasn’t thinking clearly and helped lead us to a lost.

The ball incident… if I am going to do all of the work in blowing up a ball and you choose to sit around and watch me pumping up the ball (and sweating)…why do you think you are just going to jump on it and use it? It’s not going down that way. I was nice enough to put the ball and the pump on the table…a real b*tch would have hid it.

Capricorn told Noelle to pick wisely. For some reason, she thought the wise decision was to pick me. She obviously didn’t know that I eat chicks like her for breakfast everyday. I mean honestly Noelle, your teammate didn’t support you, you didn’t get any signatures and you think you can beat me in a debate? And you’re fresh out of college…actually wait, did you even go to school Noelle? All you want to talk about are your beauty pageants. You have no real world experience and no clue what’s going on. Noelle obviously wanted to be the first contestant voted off the show and it was my pleasure to show her the door.

I see that I am going to be the b*tch this season, which works out fine for me and even better for the viewers. As you can tell, I do not take sh*t from anyone, and I will not let you disrespect me. I give out orders, because I know how business is supposed to be handled. It is my duty to provide the total package to TV- beauty, brains and so much more.

Remember there is always a reason for everything I do, but in the end …so what if you don’t like IT?